Gaby

Gaby used to be that girl you hated in high school. She seemed to have everything: looks, popularity, grades, money, handsome boyfriend, cute VW Bug with a flower holder, etc.   But like a poor country with a large oil supply, she never really seemed to enjoy any of her natural resources.  In fact, she was kind of a bitch.  And whether you’re Gaby or you’re Yemen, that’s a fucking tragedy.

After an uneventful four years at Princeton, Gaby chose to attend law school at Berkeley.  Why?  Because she’s Jewish. And when you’re Jewish, you stay East, or you go West.  The whole middle part is never really an option.

Gaby met and fell in love with Omar almost immediately after moving to the Bay Area. She was bowled over by his positivity, boyish looks, excellent height, the Jewish-Muslim storyline, and how cute they would look when they appeared in the NY Times Marriage section.

Too bad Omar forgot to email the NY Times before the deadline. It’s stuff like that. Stuff like that which brings out the bitchy high school girl in Gaby.  She loves him, but the dude can be irritating as hell.