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Episode 6: Straight Up Dalai Lama

It’s overwhelming. There is just so much shit to do.

But instead of doing it, you keep checking your email. Checking Facebook. Heading over to ESPN or Perez Hilton. For what? For that one juicy nugget. That one nugget that will be so entertaining that your need for procrastination will be fully satisfied. You will check Twitter and read 100 tweets, just for that one tweet. That one tweet that is just so witty. So witty that it will finally quench your ravenous thirst for mindless information. Maybe even for an hour.

And once you read it, you will focus like no corporate drone has ever focused. You will be fucking focused. Focused like Kobe Bryant ignoring Chris Rock. Focused like R2D2 trying to shut off a trash compactor or disarm a deflector shield.

If only. If only someone had a nugget that juicy or a tweet that witty. Because then, then you would focus.

Oh R2.

- Sandeep

  • I like these a lot! Let me know when you do more.
  • Phish
    Hello, Dali....you're lookin' swell Dali...You really nailed this one!!! I never leave comments, but this left me laughing out loud...keep up the great work...Thanks, and Be Well, Phish
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