Comic 34: Mirror Faces & Das Racist

Girl sits in cafe; cute guy walks in. Suddenly, her formerly pleasant (even slightly attractive) face contorts into a strained pout. She tightens her body, arches her back, pushes her chest out, and assumes a pose that highlights her piercings, as if she was posing for the cover of the "Girls Gone Wild: Hipster Cafe" DVD.

Dude just got hit with her mirror face, and you can tell cuz he looks scared.

It’s like the hip-hop group Das Racist says in their hit song about working out & eating right: "Man in the Mirror":

"I’m starting with the man in the mirror; I’m asking him to change his ways."

Exactly, Das Racist. Can the man in the mirror change his ways? Because Lord knows that when it comes to the mirror face, we’ve all strained, pouted, sucked in, and surpassed Malcolm Gladwell’s requisite 10,000 hours for total mirror-face domination.

But, what happens when that mirror face fucking takes control of your life, your friends, and your job? What happens when that mirror face starts banging your wife? What then, Gladwell?

I honestly don’t know. And neither does Das Racist. But, we would love to see all of your mirror faces on July 29th at the Mezzanine in San Francisco. Das Racist will be performing, the Punjabi-funk sensation Black Mahal will be bringing the bhangra, and I’ll be premiering my new sketch piece, Fair & Lovely Inside.

If you buy a ticket, you get in free.

- @soodsandeep

PS Parvesh Cheena, the star of NBC’s (now canceled) "Outsourced" will be guest-starring in the next episode of Post-Nup!